The Laws of Ivy

#1. Never turn off the light when leaving a room...that's her job.

#2. If she goes to bed, then so does her Pooh bear. He is her hostage.

#3. If you are going to spend time in front of a computer, then she gets to sit in your lap and control the mouse, which in TuRrn tends to
deterrrr you fRoM spending time on yUr computer and mOre time witH her. It took us 3 days to
write this.

#4. When given a phone, never expect her to say more than "Hi". This is all the phone time her hectic schedule allows for and she will immediately give the phone back.

#5. The tv belongs to her...which is why Mom and Dad know the theme songs to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Handy Manny, Lilo and Stitch, My friends Tigger and Pooh, etc. etc. etc.

#6. Books aren't meant to be read from front to back. Random is so much more interesting.

#7. If she puts her forehead to your lips, that means kiss it...even if you now have a busted lip.